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*Update* Turns out this is the Day 11 gift!

Well today’s gift was an interesting one, at least in terms of categorizing it for you here! I’ve been using the day numbers over at http://www.holidaybullshit.com in order to title my posts, but the gift that arrived today doesn’t seem to be on their website! I guess that makes this a special post then!

The theme of today’s cards is “Five Cards That Have Nothing to do with the Holidays”.

The three white cards read:
“People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is.”
“Being blind and deaf and having no limbs.”
“A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver.”

The two black cards read:
“Kids these days with their iPods and their internet. In my day, all we needed to pass time was _.”
“GREETINGS HUMANS. I AM _ BOT. EXECUTING PROGRAM.”

That’s another dollar. So far I’ve received four of the 12 gifts. Hopefully that means lots more will be coming tomorrow and Monday!